‘Twas the Night before Christmas – and all through the house – the Markets are crashing – and Everyone’s – Scared like a Mouse.

‘Twas the Night before Christmas – and all through the house – the Markets are crashing – and Everyone’s – Scared like a Mouse.

Facebook’s been Pimpin’ the Data – and You were the Ho – the Very Next Congress Sure to Say – not anymore.

The Stock Market Bears are having their day – with Trillions on paper vanishing away.

There’s a Government Shutdown because Trump wants the Wall – He Ordered More Tear gas – and – Cancelled Christmas in Florida – in spite of them all.

The CEO of Nissan is sitting in Jail – for Skimming Millions and Millions – While Layoffs Prevailed.

The CFO of Hauwei is under arrest – adorned with an ankle bracelet – perhaps not from Tiffany – but – “I” – like this one the best.

General Motors is Idle – their Cars are All Stale – Ford’s got a Truck – But Everything’s On Sale.

Seems People Bought Jeeps – and they have ‘Em for Keeps – will any of the Car Makers have Profits to Reap.

Khashoggi was murdered – Not Me said the Crown Prince – His Body Dismembered – even Putin would wince.

They Raised the Gas Tax in France – Causing Rioters to Dance – Well then Maybe We Won’t said Macron – Changing His Stance.

Trump has a Deal with Kim Jong – but Not with Iran – but – No Lift of Sanctions – for Little Rocket Man.

They Voted for Brexit but don’t have a Plan – Prime Mister May is Getting the Slam.

The Cave Boys all rescued with Elon at Hand – Getting Ready to be interviewed – with a Blunt is his hand.

Trump’s Cabinet is running – afraid of a fight – while wall builders – nationalists and “me” – cheer him on – with delight.

Moving out of Syria – exclaiming – we aren’t the Police – and work for your food stamps – no more taxpayers to fleece.

Trump’s alone in the White House for Christmas – not to be sure – his helicopter is launching – dressed like Santa in Real Fur.

Unpacking the 4 K for New Years with Seacrest – does anyone believe – he’s really not Gay – and never a me too – it was all just in jest.

Out for dinner on New Years – without any go to – no worries Young Boys – Kevin Spacey will grope you.

Interest rates are a rising – thanks to Jay Powell – Exclaiming in Sorrow – Consumers and Trump think – he’s run quite afoul – he Smiles and exclaims – No more free money to borrow.

Happy Holidays 2018!