Keeping an Eye Out for Unattended Backpacks and Other Suspicious Things that have a Tendency to Blow-up at Shopping Malls.

Mall Shoppers – remember to tell the Mall Management and Mall Security Personnel – When You See Them that Instead of Wasting Time by Following and Stalking two Gay Guys because they’re Holding Hands and Kissing [1] at the Mall – or – Bothering a Straight Couple Having Oral Sex in Their Car in the Parking lot – You’d Rather they were Keeping an Eye Out for Unattended Backpacks and Other Suspicious Things that have a Tendency to Blow-up – and Blow Someone’s Arm – Leg or Head – “Clean Off” [2] [Clint Eastwood] – Instead.

Also – it might be a good Idea to Keep the Fire Lanes Open and Free of Parked Cars – Delivery Trucks – and Various Other Losers – So – That – When Something Does Blow-up – the First Responders are Able to Get In and Get Around the Mall – Like It’s Supposed to Be – Idiot.

Reference:

[1] Gay Couple Reportedly Asked To Leave Westfield Mall For Kissing, Holding Hands

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/05/gay-couple-asked-to-leave-westfield-mall-kissing-holding-hands_n_2812097.html

[2] “and would blow your head clean off”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Harry

Stupid Is as Stupid Does – Not Even Forrest Gump Would Wait In Line for an Hour and a Half to Save a Nickle on a Gallon of Gas!

Stupid Is as Stupid Does – Not Even Forrest Gump Would Wait In Line for an Hour and a Half to Save a Nickle on a Gallon of Gas!

The Traffic and Parking at the District at Tustin Legacy Isn’t Bad Enough – So You Wait In Line at Costco for 90 Minutes – to Save a Nickel on a Gallon of Gas?

And then the Line at Costco Gasoline Spilling Out Onto the Street – Makes the Traffic at the District Even More F-cked-Up – Really?

And You Want Another One of These at Bryan and Tustin Ranch Road?

This Summer 2017 Marks the Ten Year Anniversary of the Opening of the District at Tustin Legacy

Editorial –

Tustin Police Officers Wielding Clubs – Collecting Overtime and Security Guards – Fully Outnumbered Visitors to the Shopping Mall!

I remember – I think I was sitting with Anthony Near Peet’s Coffee – there were Secret Service Style Security Guards in Plain Clothes with Radio Earpieces and Sleeve Microphones – I said Holy Shit – Is Madonna Coming Here Tonight – Turns Out it was a Local Boy Band – and There Were In All about 25 Visitors to the Mall – Total – Can You Say Flop.

The Local Media has Lambasted the Shopping Center as Being Everything from Quirky to Reminiscent of Orwell’s 1984.

Consumers Using Yelp.com and Other Social Media by Consensus have Labeled the Center Based Upon It’s Bizarre Traffic and Parking Layout – as – Unbearable.

Store and Restaurant Failures by the Dozen Started Almost Immediately and Have Never Stopped. –


Cover Photo – August 18 2007 Tustin Police Officers on Overtime at The District at Tustin Legacy Mall Grand Opening – Welcome
Inspiration – Rodney King Beating – March 3 1991

“King suffered numerous injuries during the attack, he was hit with batons between 53 and 56 times, the bones holding his eye in its socket were broken and King suffered 11 broken bones at the base of his skull”


Rules of Conduct


Traffic Control – Remember This Guy – Reno – Everybody Kind of Liked Him


Endless Bad-Mannered – Armored Car Employees – A Threat to Public Safety – Parking Anywhere They Please – and Yes – This Idiot Actually has His Gun Drawn – You Didn’t Imagine That


Overzealous – even to the Point of Implying Police Authority – Security Guards

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